So technically, today is my birthday. Although i was born on August 1st.. 9:00AM that was in HK time. but that would mean it would be July 31st 9:00PM T.O time. YAY. so happy birthday to me. and i've already recieved tons of hugs and kisses from my team. *thanks guys* *MUAH*

I've got 2 tickets to tomorrow night's Jays game if anyone wants to go.....

HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY ALIEA AND VANESSA!!!!

summer time is definitely birthday extravaganzas!!!! including mine, in a couple of days! woohoo. Played a great game tonight against Aurora. Started off well... and played great D. Won 6-2 to a team we tied 6-6 before. Tomorrow is a day at home for me. Oh how exciting it is to stay at home... unless someone wants to take me out.

Hot Dude in Van
Went out to national sports today with liz to see what was left of the sale. Was suppose to buy a pair of cleats, but none were my size. Bought a batting glove for $7.99. Decided to go to Town to see if they had any cleats there, but they were too expensive. While driving Liz back home we saw an "I am Canadian" van with this pretty decent guy inside. I was just staring at him, while eating an ice cream cone... and Liz started to wave. and he waved back. haha. i felt kinda embarassed because i probably had a shit load of ice cream all over my mouth. oh well, it's not like we'll ever see him again...

Celebrity Weakest Link
Oh gosh.. this has to have been the funniest episode ever!!!! Kathy Griffin is my idol.
Question: The virus, Hepatitis C, affects which body organ?
Kathy's Answer: The Penis.
I couldn't stop laughing. it was too funny.
Then Rob Schneider started hitting on Anne (the scary, bitchy, rude, yet funny host) and started molesting her when he got voted off. Man, that was the funniest thing i've seen all week.

HOW RUDE!!!!!!!
So i just called Liz's house.. and here's what happened.
Liz's brother: Hello? *in a deep voice*
Me: Hi, Can I speak to Liselle please?
Brother: She's Outside.. No.. she's not here. Bye
Me: Uh.. Can you tell her that Jackie called.
Brother: No. Bye. *click*
Fuck you, you piece of shit.

jealous....
all my friends work... and they're all rich now... they all can afford $50 sweaters... or $70 jeans... where as me... sweaters under $30, and jeans under $30 is good enough for me. WALMART BABY! hahaha.

Help Needed
So my arm is still really sore. and i can only put that rub-a-535 3-4 times a day.. and i've already exceeded that limit. so can someone tell me how i can make my arm feel better by tomorrow night because we have another game.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICOLE!!!

Thank God for Rub-A-535
Got up at 6:45 this morning and realized how sore my arm was after pitching 2 games last night. I was praying that I would be benched. I couldn't even throw the ball during warmups because it was hurting. I ended up being benched.. so it was all good. Nicole gave me some Rub-A-535 and that stuff is like magic. it felt so good on my arm. We played Clarkson who came second in their pool, and we came third.
We kicked the host's ass 7-5... which should have been 9-5 but the umps made a bullshit call. oh well. still kicked ass. lol. that meant no ID for me. (sorry racs). Played Nepean in the Semis. Lost 2-0. =( very close game. if only we didn't allow those 2 runs the first inning. ahh well. good job P-town. i'm proud of us.

how come i wasn't invited to sam's birthday bash! HMPH

i'm crispy
Baseball tournament this whole weekend. played 3 freakin games today and i'm dead tired... played from 9:00-5:30. Pitched 2 games... Played left field during the second game. i got fried again, even though i put on sunscreen this time. well, i only got half fried because when i was playing left, the sun was only shining on the left side of my face. so my left face cheek and back of my neck is all red and yucky. Won 1 outta 3. the inside of my thumb is all numb because the way i grip the ball when i release the pitch rubs off the top of my thumb and it hurts. played a team from Rochester with cool orange jerseys. Will probably end up playing a really good team tomorrow in the playoffs. Hopefully we'll lose so i'll get to see ID. Heat and Sun and baseball don't mix.

If only...
Maybe my summer wouldn't be so boring if i had a boy to take me out to places... any volunteers?!?

Shot in the eye!
Adam is so funny. he makes me laugh out loud when i read his emails. he told me that one day he decided to microwave an egg. he poked the yolk to see if it was ready but it exploded and shot him in the eye. and he fell on the ground because he didn't know what was happening to him. adam's crazy... but very cool.

HAHA. so sam thought i created this new template on my own. No. i'm not THAT skilled. i know a couple of html here and there.. but that's it. it's called. point and click on the template i like... and it does it all for me. but i did add in the guestbook and links on my own!!!

It worked! it worked!! HOORAY!

fooled again....
Tonight we played against the number 1 team in the league.. and we got a big ass whoopin. Normally we play 7 innings.. but because it would take us 20 minutes to get 3 of them out... we only managed to play 5. anyways... i ended up pitching to 1 batter. because both our pitchers tonight hit a fair amount of people and the umpire said that she had to be taken out. so i came running in from the outfield. hooray. i think i'm our team reliever now. anyways... i fooled the batter again. striking her out on a changeup. WOOHOO. i'm a pro at change ups now. ha, and they come in at like 20mph. my normal pitches i'd say.. 40-50mph.

Why can't i change my template?!?! HELP!!

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Let me just say... MMM... MMM... GOOD! Me and Ang went to visit Vanessa at Baskin Robbins tonight. It was great. When we walked it, there weren't any customers, so vanessa hooked us both up with chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. and as i was licking mine, the ice cream almost fell off the cone. hehe. I gave vanessa 2 bucks.. and she was like no. but then we see her get some change from her pocket and throw it into the cash register.... HMMMM.. that's very interesting. She better not have paid for us or we're going to kick her ass from here to china. Soon after.. a whole shit load of customers came in and one of them was a former classmate from our elementary school. She was someone who no one really liked.. so me and ang tried our best to ignore her. but that didn't seem to work because we started cracking up, and as i turned around, she saw me. I didn't want to be rude and just turn away again, so i said hi to her. Yet ang was still fully ignoring her. dammit. oh well. we spent a good half hour there, just watching vanessa scoop ice cream. and that may have been the first and last time i will see vanessa at baskin robbins.

Look who sucks now!
Port Perry girls think they are the fuckin best.. because their whole team has like freaking scholarships to Division 1 schools. Anyways.. they think that whenever a team "sucks" and makes a good play.. it's a fluke.. when our right fielder caught this amazing ball... they were all like.. ya. that was just luck. FUCK THAT. and ya.. their Number 1 pitcher hit like 6 people.. and why? because she has an amazing curveball. YA OK, are curveballs MEANT to hit people. i don't think so. that was her excuse.
And so i was up their pitching... and i have different speed pitches... so i struck the first batter out on a changeup.. and the girls were like.. OH YA. that was CHEAP. really CHEAP. Well then if you are SOOO DAMN FUCKIN GOOD, why the FUck couldn't u hit it then? After a few hits, i strike out another batter.. and her excuse was.. OH, i had to swing or else the umpire would have called it a strike anyways. well, FUCK YOU TOO. you should learn how to hit. stupid fucker.
Port Perry is so cocky and stuck up. geez.

ROAD RAGE!
i just told sam this.. but hey.. what the hell!
on the way back from baseball.. we were up in like some wooded place and there was this van following us. and we were already going at like 120... on some country road.. and the van decides.. ok. lets pass the car.. and it's only a 2 way road... so then they start climing beside us.. and my dad was just going faster.. i was like OH SHIT. so then they go back behind us.. and put on their highbeam.. and i was like what the fuck. so my dad stops. and the zoom infront of us. my dad flashes his highbeam like 50 times.. the guys in the car are pissed.. and they break.
the guy opens the door.. and then closes it... sticks his head out the window and says something.. but we couldn't hear because our windows were shut. so i'm sitting in the car.. praying they don't have a gun. so then my dad just started driving really really slowly until they were out of site. but then i was thinking.. what happens if they turn around and crash head on. AHH. it was scary.

A day at the mall
Today I went out with Sam and Liz to town... and it all started off with me waiting for like half an hour for these girls at indigo. To waste some time, i sat myself down in a corner and looked through a BSB book. Yes.. that was tons and tons of fun. Just then, my phone rang and it was liz at home... WHAT?!?! what the hell!!! then.. i see Sam running in all by herself.. and she explains to me how she went to the wrong house and when she rang the door bell no one was home. lol. So we headed to Sam's car and picked up Liz. Went back to the mall.. and I had lunch while the other 2 were just talking and watching me eat. Did some shopping... I finally picked up my BSB tickets. :)
OH SHIT i have no time to finish cause i have baseball....



Continuing on... We went to UB, so that i could use my store credit... i found a shirt for 10 bucks.. my credit was for 22 something.. and they HAD to give me back 12 bucks in store credit. GEEZ. anyways... Sam kept on insisting on how fake the ladies boobies were. haha. that just made me laugh. Speaking of boobies. i have a boobie problem of my own right now. (don't ask) We left at like 4:45... and sam had to go pick up her mommy... i drove liz home. i couldn't find my way out of town.. and sam was driving behind me, laughing her ass off... while i was giving her the finger. Then we started to race. and liz was freaking out... she was like.. you know... you're risking MY life too! lol. too funny. So, sam was like way ahead of me.. so i was like FUCK that... and i saw her turn on finch.. and i followed her. liz just hid and was scared for her life again. but then i turned up mccowan after i caught up to her because i didn't want her to freak out anymore. Liz and I ended up going to Market Village (oh my god.... i can't believe i'm telling everyone) and we had bubble tea (oh my god. what was i thinking) it was tooo weird going into that mall. Then i drove liz home.. and that was my fun filled day at the mall.

Tony Hawk Pro Skater
My fingers are sooooo numb from playing PS today. i swear i played like 4 hours.. trying to get a highscore of 30,000 in 2 minutes. it's so hard. i hate it. argh. everytime i do this amazing trick.. i end up falling. argh. damn u tony hawk.
Tomorrow i have baseball in portperry. hooray. getting our ass kicked is going to be FUUUUUUN. especially since they are the number 2 team in the league.. and we are... hmm.... 10? 11???
OOOOOOOOH OOOOO. i just got plans for tomorrow!!!! HOOOOOORAAAAAY jaxs has a life.

yay... at least Nick Lachey is smarter than Kevin and Howie
continuing with my last blog... after the mall, i stopped by Matt's surprise party... i didn't tell my parents i was going at first... so when i called, they wanted me home cause i was going out for dinner that night. dammit. but i got matt a card.... so that's good. i was there.. in spirit! hehe. by the way.. U SUCK FOR LEAVING!
Yesterday went shopping with my cousin.. i got a AE visor.... i like! i like!

WELCOME HOME SAM!! I MISSED YOU SOOO MUCHO!!!!!! boys huh?? ANY FOR ME?!?!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOUPY!!!!!! You'll be getting a little surprise from me soon!! HEHEHE.

LOL... TAKE OFF YOUR SOCKS!
HAHA.. i bet you you're laughing your ass off (lol.. inside joke... you know who you are) i won't write about the details. So on friday i went shopping with vanessa and ang... fun, fun, FUN! actually no... it wasn't because it took Vanessa so damn long to pick out her freakin present!!! j/k. i still love you. oh ya.. thanks for the wallet guys!!! oh! celebrity millionaire is on.. BRB!

softball is dead tiring
OK. shut up. i know u don't have to run as much as soccer or basketball... but yes. it's really tiring. So i pitched a complete game tonight. woohoo! goooo jaxs. who would have thought i would become a pitcher again. It's so weird... in the beginning of the season.. i was never asked to be a pitcher.. but everytime, when the year comes to an end.. HEY JAXS.. pitch. OOOOK. Tonight we kicked ass once again... 12-1 was the score. and the umpire even complemented on my pitching. haha. i just chuck them.. i have no aim! he's like.. ya. u have a great knuckleball kinda pitch... (right.. right...that's it) and he said i have different speeds that are hard to time and even he didn't know if they were coming in fast or slow. haha. they came in slow only because my arm was dead sore. but sometimes i would have the energy to pitch faster. anyways. i'm dead tired.

Spell it right dammit!!!
How come no one can ever spell my name right.
it's J-A-C-K-I-E dammit
not Jacky or Jakie.
ARGH

Cupcakes are goooooood.
I had a wonderful day today. I got up at.. hmmmm... 11:30 (i know i know!! but it's summer!!!!!!!!!) So i took my daily morning shower... and then i went online for a while. Got bored... and called ang. YES. when i'm bored i call ang! HAHAHAHA. Asked her if she wanted to go out grocery shopping with me.. and she said.... NO! hmph. meany. j/k. so i went out by myself to food basics. picked up a couple of things.. then drove myself to wendy's and got a burger. Got home.. ate... chatted on ICQ.. and left for my baseball game. It was the first time this year that we had an early game. I like playing in the lights so much more than the sun!!! my poor eyes! hmm... so u know how we had 14 players on our team? well. tonight we only had 8. LOL. so we had to call someone up from the houseleague team to play for us. We played against a really good team.. they lead 1-0 going into the 7th... they scored 3 more runs.. so it was 4-0. Bottom 7th.. we're up.. 1st batter struck out... 2nd got on base.. i got on base.. and.. MIGHTYMOUSE hits a homerun!!!!! YAAAAAA! go shorty! but then... eventually it was 3 outs.. but i think we played a really really good game tonight.. considering we were short players from our original roster. Oh. and uh. Melissa... i'm gonna miss you lots! u better come back to watch us play! So it was Kristine's B-day and we all had homemake cupcakes to celebrate! mmm MMm. good.
and i drove back on the highway!! whaaaaaaat?!?! BOP BOP! lol

conversation of the day
Devo: Wow Jackie.. you're hair is sooo soft and silky.
Me: Uh.. thanks.. it have chinese hair.
Devo: You know what? i feels like a paintbrush. Your hair would make the most beautiful pictures.
Me: OOOOOOOOK freak.
Devo: Ya, with my hair, the paint would splatter everywhere.
Me: HAHA
Devo: I've got a new idea for our team fundraising!!! Jackie shaves her hair and we can make paintbrushes!!!

oh devo.... you're so funny.

i'm hungry but there's nothing to eat...
Just came back from baseball.. we played in Barrie tonight and kicked some serious ass. 15-2! wahoo!!! I pitched again tonight.... and i did good! no walks, no hits, no runs... well, i only pitched 2 innings.. but hey!!! i don't care! it was all good to me!! I need food. it's late.. but i'm hungry. and there's no food in the house. argh!!

So tomorrow i'm going to pick up my brand spankin new BSB tickets!! yaaahooooo! i can't believe how much closer i am now. I also have to grocery shop tomorrow.. and drive myself to baseball. anyone wanna join me for the fun?!?!

Today I went driving on the highway with ANG... YEEEEEEHAAAAAW!! it was fun! lots and lots of fun!! I will do it again very soon! anyone wanna join me!?!?! hehehe.

HAPPY, HAPPY! JOY, JOY!!!
I'm SOOOOOO happy for AJ for deciding to get some treatment for drinking too much. yes, at first I was really sad about them postponing the tour... but oh well.
So today, i was just checking up on the status of BSB tickets... and i found seats that were section 120, row 1, seats 17, 18. so i thought.. HEY! i might as well return my crap 300 level seats for better ones. Normally tickets are not refundable.. but because they postponed the tour.. we were allowed to. So I refunded them.. and got WAAAAAAAAAY better seats for the same price!!!!! AHHHHHH! one step closer to BSB!!! (actually.. more like 100 steps...)

The seats moved from 310 Purples... to 120 Platinum!!!!! OHHHHH YAAAAA BABY!

Another Joke..
HAHA. i was laughing at this one. it's stupid i know.. but still

How do you spell CANADA?

C - eh - N - eh - D - eh.

Today was a good day. I don't care about what happened at last nights game anymore. I guess it wasn't totally my fault. Anyways, I went to school to go fix up my "Credit granted. Course failure" report card, and i ended up *chillin* with my TA for like an hour. It was fun... I took a mini-tour of her Bug... hehe. and we just chatted about boys and how i don't wear girly clothes. haha. that's me alright. So after our chat, i left to go to the dentist. it didn't go that bad actually.. but i found out i have to get my wisdom teeth pulled. AHHHHHH. AHHHHHH. help. scary.it's gonna suck bums.

Right now i'm in such a bad mood it's not even funny. Holy shit. how the fuck can we lose to a team who we are beating 8-2 in the top of the 7th inning. gosh. So here's basically what happened:

well.. we were up 8-2 last inning. they came to bat.
our pitcher walked like 4 batters... they were good pitches.. like inside corner strikes but the umpire did not seem to like them. she also hit like 1 batter. There were hits and stuff and mulitple errors it got to 8-7. so then the next ball game and it was a short ball between left and center.. more over to left. i was playing center.. and i ran for the ball.. but then i see the girl playing left coming for it.. and it seemed like she had a better way of catching it.. so i called it off and then she thought i called it and she backed off. This scored the tying run and then eventually another run came in afterwards and they took the lead. Finally we got the 3rd out.. our first 2 batters got out. So i was up to bat and i fucked up the first pitch. it was bad and i still swung. the second was a ball.. and third was a strike. so the 4th pitch came and it was the inside corner pitch which the umpire has not called the whole game.. and who does he call it on? ME. WHY ME? was it getting to late for him and he wanted to go home?!?! FUCK YOU STUPID UMPIRE.

haha. churchie reads my blog. haha.

ERROR! ERROR!
So I went to school to pick up my report card with ang today.. in.......THE NEW CAR! wow. it's soooo smooth. and pretty... and ya. ok. anyways... i guess everyone at school recognizes me now.. as the person who got a black eye. They were just like "Hey your eye is a lot better now."
As i got my report card.. i first checked my AVN mark to see if stupid Boron entered my mark properly. and he did. so i thought that it was all good. so then i look at the rest of my marks.. and i see that for math it says:

Credit granted. Course failure. Pleasure to teach.

OOOOOOOOK. so i'm a little confused here. I'm 100% positive that i passed. that better be a mistake or i'mgoing to shoot someone. HAHA. but since my teacher is Cuschieri.. maybe he didn't know what he was doing and just put it in by accident.

grocery fun
Today i went to the grocery store all by myself to by food for dinner. i made shepherds pie. it was lots of fun. actually, i hated washing the dishes after wards. it was gross. anyways, i needed an onion.. but at the supermarket they didn't sell onions by ones. so i had to go over to ang's house to get one. There, i met ang's extended family. and one of her cousins stacked a whole load of stuff animals on me.... not small ones... BIG ONES.. haha. ang was just sitting there staring and talking on the phone while all this happened. thanks for rescuing me.. ang's MOM came to my rescue lol.
Later.. ang was hungry for chips.. so we headed downstairs.. but then her cousin Jason came downstairs with us.. she hides the bag of chips on top of some shelf. and she leaves to go upstairs. so there i am with Jason.. wondering.. how will i get those chips?! Well, then comes Stephen (ang's bro) and he *SHOWS* Jason this cool video game. so i made my move.. and took the chips. but then.. i was afraid he was going to turn around and see me with them. so i hid them in my shirt... i felt so gay. look what i did for u ang. u should feel happy. lol very happy. HAHA. then as i was telling ang and laughing about my "Chip Adventures" Jason comes back and asks.. why we were laughin... and ang goes
We were telling a joke.
Jason: What kinda joke?
Ang: Uh... Why did the Toaster cross the road?
Jason: (i forget what he said.. but he came up with an answer)
Ang: NO! because he wanted to.
HAHAHA. i was laughing so hard.
So eventually i had to leave.. and ang had no place to put the chip bag. so i had to take it home with me.

It is also a sad, sad, SAD day for jaxs.. because BSB is postponing their tour until September.

It's Raining.. it's Pouring...
I'm back from London!!! It was lots of fun... especially playing baseball in pouring rain. So, i thought that we would kick some ass... but um. we didnt. We tied our first game against some team from Owen Sound... which we could have beaten... we were winning 3-2 top 7.. but then they scored a run... dammit. and the first 2 runs they scored were unearned... off errors. boo.
Second game was against a strong team from Mississagua.. lost 7-2.. if only they didn't score 5 runs the first inning.
The Third game was where all the fun began!!! haha. we were up... umm.. 4-1 or so.. and it started to POUR.. HARD... i'm standing in left field... waiting for the ball to come to me... soaking wet. haha. just picture me out in the field.. cold, shivering... lol. the ump finally calls a rain delay.. and our whole team smashes under a orange tarp.. about.. 1x2.5 meters in size. it was fun.. and we all stunk like rain... but fun! i think we were having too much fun.. cause we ended up losing... 9-6. oh well.
That night we went to pizza hut and ate dinner. 10 pizzas, 60 chicken wings... it was all good. lol.
Later we went cruising in Devo's car... oh.. that was sooooo much fun. London university boys. YUM YUM YUM.

So today i drove myself to baseball practice... and i did not expect it to rain. at the end of practice.. it started thunderstorming... so i got to my car.. and as i turned on the ignition.. it started to squeak. AHH. everyone was staring at me. and my car had this nasty odor... eww. it stunk. and i couldn't open the windows or else the rain would pour in. it was hot in the car too.. so i turned on the AC.. but then more squeaks came. and then my window started to fog up.. and i turned on the defogger thing.. and THAT started squeaking. ARGH. stupid car. so i sat there.. not being able to see well because of the fog and the rain.. smelling the nasty car odor. it sucked. AND THEN... all the traffic lights went off and traffic went chaotic.. and i didn't know what to do. it was scary. AHHHHHHHHHHHH. i don't like rain.

oh ya.. sign the guestbook. i'm very lonely.

Ang, report cards come out on Monday.. when's the next time u have work? i might still be away in London though...
By the way.. nicole tells me there's a sexy white math teacher... =)
we have to stop by math to see him when we get our reports.

Going, Going, GONE!
YAY!! i'm going to have soo much fun.. i'm going away to London this weekend... and i might stay there a little longer.. so i don't really know when i'll be back. Our team is going to kick some ass in London. It's weird how it's a London tournament, but there ain't a London team. LOL.

I hate when people are sad and depressed and they don't want to do anything.. and they think everything is their own fault. argh...

So i think i'm finally out of my slump. Haven't struck out in 3 games!!! WOOHOO. go jaxs go

Finally!
So today was definetly my last day of school work! I'm done!!!!! woohoo! i'm done grade 11!!!! haha. i bet i didn't even need to show up.. and i would have finished.. because what i did today was very very stupid. i just copy and pasted 2 things.. and i finished. woohoo. but everything looked so blurry.. so i wanted galang to see if it was alright. but there he was, sitting in his office... talking on the phone for the longest time... i'd say probably about... hmm.. 30 minutes. so i sat there.. and started drawing a picture.. it was a really nice picture actually.. don't u agree ang? well finally.. he came out. and i told him i was leaving. and that was my very last day of school! yahoo.

WHoa Mama. it's raining men outside.

Asian S Club
Boo... everything is closed today.. except for the SUPER COOL chinese malls. *gags* but it's better than nothing.. so my family went to pacific to eat lunch and to walk around. We took the scary "Old Finch" way there. there i was.. sitting in the car... thinking about the ghost and scary legend. i was literally hiding in my sweater cause i was so scared. *yes.. LAUGH dammit*

We get to the mongolian grill place. yum yum. it was really good. the restaurant we playing some gay ass asian people music.... but one song caught my attention. it was S CLUB 7!!! or so i thought... here's how the song went...
"Don't stop, never give up... ching ting chang a ling a dong"
HAHAHAHA. i was laughing so hard... and my mom just gave me the weirdlest looks.

Thanks for scaring the shit outta me!
So Yesterday i tell sam about how some girl who lives on my street saw a ghost on the old finch bridge... a lady ghost. and she decides to look up on some information.. ahhhh SAM! nooooooooo. i think i'm haunted now. i'm so paranoid it's not even funny. and she finds out that a lot of the stuff is true.. even the "Happy Birthday" thing... ahhhh. help help help. then we started playing inklink so that i can get my mind off it.. but every time i drew... she would answer "Old Finch" AHHHHHH. save me.. i think i need to move outta here.

Stumped.
So has anyone seen that McDonald's commercial when some guy pulls into the drive thru and asks for some type of chicken sandwich in a foreign language? But doesn't his voice sound like a woman? I don't get it.. is there something i'm missing?!?!