why didn't u tell me?!?!

i think there's something wrong with me. ever since i started playing baseball. at the games, there's a lot of smokers around. and all i can smell when i play is, smoke, smoke, smoke. and when i get home, i would still be able to smell smoke. even the next day.
sometimes, when i'm sleeping, i smell smoke. right now i smell smoke. i'm weird. help me.

ang's own creation of an ab belt includes:
-1 cell phone with a vibrating battery.
-1 strap
-Me calling her cell a million times for it to work.

spent the day with my family today. did some shopping at walmart. saw natalie who i've not seen for the whole summer... and it made me happy to see her. and then, i saw julie too! aww. so we hung out for a while. it's nice to hang out with people who you haven't seen in 2 months. i missed them so much.

whacko house
Who would want to live in a house that is located right smack between an intersection on kennedy road? first of all.. u can't back out of the driveway, because you'll smash into oncoming traffic going south on kennedy. even when the light turns red, u can hardly back up cause u might hit the car stopped at the red light. Well, i went bowling with a few friends today, and when we picked up luke at his ghetto house, i realized how crazy his house was located. Backing out was the scariest part of all. i had to back out soooo fast... and when i stepped on the gas to go forward, the tires squeaked like mad. Holy shit. i'm never ever going to his house again!!!! anyway, we bowled, and i kicked some serious boys ass. Later we went to play some pool. and so i thought i would play awesome, because i'm so good at the one at candystand.com. haha. i couldn't even hit the CUE ball. i kept missing everytime. it was pathetic. i even hit 2 off the table and luke had to chase after them. i liked bowling mucho better. after everything, we feasted on yummy chicken. thanks mark!!! let's do it again sometime soon! but not the billiards.
jaxs and angs adventure of the day: breaking lukes bumblebee magnet.

Flashback
Looking at pictures of me when i was younger actually scare me. Oh my gosh... i was a total geek. maybe i still am... but like ang said, i've changed for the better. haha. so have you. :) It's sad how i was in love with track suits... and matching pants/tops. and i had these owl like glasses.... people made fun of me for being a tomboy. I always played with the boys during recess. Oh. and who could ever forget my crooked bangs that my mom cut for me.
Well, i'm glad those days are over... now if i can only find myself a boyfriend!!!

Last night i was watching making the band... and i saw x-rated things. haha.
Trevor was jumping up and down because he was happy he finally heard his song on the radio.... and his pants kept falling down cause he was so excited. and u could see his bum blurred out. HAHA. i guess he doesn't like to wear undies.

i did it for you
there u go petrina. now u better comment everyday.

Petals
Went to fairview with ang and petrina today. It was fun. Especially when we caused a ruckus.. yes.. ruckus... haha.. in LeChateau.
ang decides to try on these nasty pointy witch-like boots... and i was laughing so hard that i banged against the shelf and almost broke it. the sales lady came running towards us... wanting to kick us out or something. Got to my dentist appointment a little early, so me and ang had an adventure at shoppers. we passed by this aisle, and we saw a package that said "petals". The package contained sticker like flower petals, that when placed on the boobie, it hides the nipple... WHAT?!?! haha. I wonder if christine has ever seen anyone buy this at her store. i know i would. lol
I met my oral surgeon today. he's british and he reminded me of britain. i'm getting my wisdom teeth out (all four) on september 27th.
ahh!!! but i get to miss 2 days of school!

my face is too small. i can only fit into little kids sunglasses. haha.

Sam is gross. but i love her.

i got a new monitor.from a 14" to 17". woohoo for bigness.

oops. i broke ang's blog times and blog comments!!! sorry. i was trying to fix it.. but i guess i killed it even more. Hope you had a wonderful birthday. it was fun.
my cousin is leaving back to HK tomorrow... aww boo. we had so much fun. remember to always "be gentle" and... tell my "lo mo" when you get to HK! haha. Can't wait for our family reunion!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANG!!!!

well i can't seem to get the pictures to work today..so sorry ang, u don't get a picture. :(

i'm on TV!
well... fort erie TV that is... u know how on Channel 10 they show some sports things? well our game got filmed on the fort erie version of channel 10! It was wicked. never played infront of so many people in my life. even though we lost... we placed 9th overall in ontario.
it was a great weekend. can't believe our season is over already.
Highlights:
Put in to pitch for the TV game.
Almost Getting kicked out by the restaurant people.
Drinking something that tasted good.. mmmm.. haha.
Putting whipped cream all over ashley for her b-day.
Going to the Falls.

Leaving for Fort Erie now... BUH BYE!
Will someone welcome me home after we lose?

My cousin stayed over the past 2 days... we went shopping today for slinkys. haha. was a trip. no one had the ones she was looking for. finally she got the mini ones at party packagers... 3 for $1. what a deal. lol. Lai Lo Mo!! HAHAHA.
I'm gone for the weekend.... leaving tomorrow. Going to Fort Erie for the provincial championships. I hope we kick some ass.. but i'm not too sure if that'll happen. but i really hope so. We've been playing so well this year, especially towards the end of the season. This weekend will be the last weekend i'll be playing with these lovely ladies. i'm going to miss this team lots. we had a great team this year. *sniff sniff*

Tennis
Yesterday was a fun day. Me and Liz went to the Rogers AT&T cup... it was very fun, and the sun was very hot. i got burnt on my shoulders. I got free soap just like sam. hehe. we smell so fresh and so clean. Saw Darryl, wanted to say hi, but he said "i'm busy" so i left... mm. got some free Oil of Olay things. i love free stuff! hehe. and even the tennis admission was free for me!! Oh. and we got our picture taken by some guy at the Tennis thing.. u can see the website at http://www.iiti.ca/agfa/ or Click Here You'll find us under the wednesday date, matinee, at camera 4. My face is not visible.. but my tanline is.. it grossed me out.

dirt tastes good
We practiced how to dive at tonights practice. i KNOW i can't dive.. so when i tried, i ate a shitload of red dirt. mmmm. delicious.

mmm. i love spiders
i saw this spider on the wall, and i was going to kill it... because they are just gross.. and i ran to my room to get tissue.. and i swear it was only like 3 seconds, and i came back, the spider was gone! so here i was, looking around the whole wall, spazzing out because my parents are sleeping, and i didn't want to wake them just to help me hunt down a spider. i didn't want to sleep without killing it.. because sam and sam were both telling me how they're gonna attack me when i'm sleeping. so i decided to stay here until the damn thing finally appears again... 10 minutes later... and i smashed it into 50 pieces.

weeds!!!
While practicing out in the outfield before our game, i realized how yellow, dry and crimpy the grass was. But there was a specific patch near left field, which was very pretty and green. I asked everyone why only that spot is all pretty.. and why couldn't the whole diamond be like that so we didn't have to run on some hard shit grass. and everyone starts laughing, because they tell me that patch wasn't grass.. it was weeds! haha. i like weeds. the field should be made of weeds. WEEDS WEEDS WEEDS.

What a Weekend!
It all started on Friday.. when Vanessa came back from her archeology camp for the weekend. Me and Ang went over to her house, as well as Petrina, Gina and Ginella. We played the Survivor boardgame.. which was hilarious. and yes.. Ang, i'm still sorry for voting you off the island! HAHAHA. Tried to beat Vanessa in Tony Hawk, but i guess i still don't have the skills to.. YET.
Visited Racs at her house, as i promised to stop by to see her before the weekend.
Went to Future Shop to get a CD.. haha. and i'm not telling which one.:)
Then to No Frills, to pick up a few things for Mark's BBQ
Mark's BBQ was fun... especially drying lettuce with paper towel, since there was no salad spinner. Drove over to Jacsen's house.. what a cute dog he has... but his breath was pretty lethal. haha. Ate, and talked... played Mario Tennis... and Kenji kept invading my part of the court because i sucked. Watched the boys act stupid and tackle eachother... oh... and can't forget about the hula hoop jumping.

Played 3 ball games on Saturday... it was our league playoffs this weekend. Killed Cobourg 8-1, Beat Aurora 2-1 because we were just so damn lucky. and Lost to Newmarket 4-2. Today we played for the bronze medal game against our rivals from Oakridges.. if we won, we would advance to the gold/silver game. Tight game the whole way.... after the bottom of the 7th, we were tied... 6-6 i think. after 2 more hard fought innings.. they came on top, and beat us 8-7. So, we're bronzed again. damn. we could have won. And i'm super pooped now... time for some sleep. good night... err.. afternoon.

she's running around in circles...
There's this girl i play with...I don't know what's wrong with her.. but there's just something wrong. She reminds me of this girl that goes to my school... who's like a total geek and likes to make up stories. Whenever she's wrong... she says she's right. No matter what we try to say, she's right. I hate people like that. why can't they just admit they're wrong?! Maybe that's why she has no friends.
and she keeps complaining about stupid things.. like during batting practice, coach tells her to swing at everything. and she gets pissed because she can't hit anything. They were good pitches, because everyone else hit them. It was just her. Oh god. she pisses me off so much. and i wonder if the rest of team thinks the same..

Me: I have a tarp.
Mark: Good, it'll be all set then
Me: But how big is your backyard?
Mark: hmm...science resource area.. with say a washroom added on to it... thats the best i can describe it.

Good Job Mark. You're so smart.

Aphid in my eye
So i thought the swarms of aphids have dissapeared... but apparently, they haven't. Took individual and team pictures tonight. I was just walking to where we were getting our pictures taken.. and the stupid bugs kept flying in my eye. One actually got in.. and i was rubbing like mad trying to get it out... eventually i did.
Watched 12-13 year old boys play. they pitch 10 times faster than me. damn.
Soupy has ICQ. yay! finally eh!?!?
My leg has gotten even worse. its purple everywhere. even below my ankle. yuck.

Tonight I have to look pretty for baseball pictures. HAHA. me?? pretty?!?! that's funny... Normally I would drive myself to baseball.. but because of a couple of recent car accidents by other people.. she won't let me drive anymore. i don't get it. i was suppose to go out with a couple of friends tonight.. but the only way that i can go is if they drive me around. so what? just because some people can't drive, it means i can't either? BULLSHIT. this sucks.

My Life Mission
So for today's baseball practice.. i was expecting the usual... throwing & catching, fielding, and hitting. but instead, we stayed in a gazebo... and talked about the Provincials. Our coached told us that we had to answer a set of 10 questions...in case we get interviewed. *WHAT!?! interviewed!??!! this must be BIG!!!* The first few questions were easy... like. Name, Age, School.
Then, the stupid ones came up... like Hobbies. so.. i put baseball.. but it's such a stupid answer. The next one was.. What is your mission in life? and i'm like..uhhh.. to make everyone happy. lol. i dunno. i better not be chosen to get interviewed, because all my answers were so stupid. like for pet peeves i wrote " this stupid questionnaire" and for what my friends will known me for... i put "my black eye" hahaha.

Saran Wrap
My leg is still in pain. When i shower i wrap it up in saran wrap so that no water can touch it cause it stings like a super bitch. Went to the states with my cousin today. Picked up a couple of things... Jeans from Old Navy ($15), Winter Jacket from a sports store ($20.. was originally $130), Tank Top from Gap ($10) and a Baseball Helmet because my old one is now illegal because there is a crack in it. i'm so tired from walking around all day. some guy saw me struggling trying to open a door.. so he opened it for me. lol

Provincial Championships, here we come!!!!
So we made it!!! Last night was a hell of a game. I finally got some rest, and didn't have to play. I was so tired.. and i was really glad i was benched. Because we won, we made it to the Final Four round, meaning that we get to advance to go to the provincials!!! This morning we played Kingston... tied 6-6 in extra innings... the 9th.. i believe. there were runners on 1st and 2nd, 2 out, 0-2 count on the batter, and she hit a wicked line drive and the girl on second scored!! yaaaaaay!!!!!!!! We're at least in 3rd. Played Oakridges again... and got mercied this time. so overall we came 3rd. Watch out everyone! we're gonna kick all your asses in Fort Erie!!!

damn the sun
Been out since 10:00am playing baseball. have to go back at 7:30 for another game. the sun is brutal. it makes your skin black in like 2 seconds. i swear. i REALLY have skin cancer now. even though i put on sunscreen.. it didn't seem to work. hmm.. maybe i should check the expiration date....lol.
We won our first game... and lost our second. The first game was another nail biter. down 5-2 ... and battled back to win 8-6. yahoo and i came in to pitch after the first inning. i scored the tying run, but while i was doing it, i slid into the catcher.. and i saw my sock was ripped. i think i slid into her cleats or something. and it hurt like bitch. holy mama. and i realized that i haven't shaved my legs for like 2 weeks.. and everyone saw my hairy legs. eww. i was told to suck it up.. and pitched the rest of the game.
one more game tonight.. if we win, we're in the final four.

RIP
One fishy gone... 5 left.
at least these ones survived more than 3 weeks.

When i was running today... i could hear my belly juices. eww. it was gross. and then everyone on my team heard it and thought i was hiding a water bottle in my shirt. so i lifted my shirt up to show them. haha.

what a game!
I headed out to my ball game by myself today.. up in stouffville. Headed out at around 5:30ish.. but i got kinda lost... and didn't get there till 6:15. (oops. serves me right for not bringing a map) I even asked some hot guy for directions. lol. but he had no clue. anyways, so the game started at 7:00..i was benched and we scored 4 in the first inning.. thinking. oh ya, this is our game. blah blah blah. but they scored 9 runs to respond back. so they decide to put me in. I pitched the rest of the game. got walked, hit a homerun, and 2 singles!!! oh ya! and i scored 4 times. There was a point in the game when we were down by 7 runs. But we fought back real hard, and ended up winning 16-14. Oh. it just felt so good when the game ended. if we lost tonight's game, we would of had to play 9 games to get to the champions, in ONE weekend. HOLY SMOKES. hell no.

shed a tear
I'm so proud of my little ang... yes, you are still little to me.. but when you learn how to drive and get your g2... i'll reconsider. lol. well, i won't tell everyone about the good news, i'll wait till you blog about it. CONGRATS ANG!!! and remember..."HOOK ME UP!!"

BUGS, BUGS, BUGS
oh gosh. it was so disgusting outside. i was being attacked my swarms and swarms of little flying things. and it was hot and humid out which made it even worst. Every time i ran, a bug would get stuck in my eye. This stupid creatures better all die by tomorrow night, or i'll be pissed.

what a sweetie!
Just before i left the eye doctor, i heard the doorbell ring. So i thought to myself: "Stupid Joe.. stop sending us vegetables!!" (Joe is my neighbour and he has like a freakin farm in his backyard and gives us vegetables all the time) But when i opened the door, to my surprise it was ADAM!!!!! I didn't expect him to come today because i told him that i had was going to be out. but he came anyway. So there i was, with my mashed up hair, a big red t-shirt and pajama pants... feeling a little embarassed. So he tells me he has my b-day present.. which was to learn how to drive stickshift. WHHHHHAT! are u mad! so i was like. no, i can't, i'll crash your car.. and besides, i had to leave in 10 minutes. He was like "oh, alright then... i have a backup present." He goes back into his car.. and comes out with this gift bag. He comes back in and gives it to me and says... u promise the next time i see you, you'll wear it. So I'm thinking. yay. adam got me a shirt. big deal.. i'll wear it. So i open it.. and it's a shirt with the pepsi logo.... but instead of saying pepsi.. it says sexsi. LOL. ADAM thinks i'm SEXY.

I CAN'T SEE!!!
my eyes!! my poor eyes! ok.. well i'll be able to have vision again in a couple of hours. i just came back from the eye doctor, and they put that "make your pupil larger" eye drops shit in my eye. and i had to drive myself home.. so when i got outside... holy mama, it was crazy. i couldn't see a thing. i didn't have sunglasses or anything.. so i was squinting like mad. people probablt thought i was sleeping while i was driving. haha.

I just finished fixing up our team blog. check it out here
Before we went out last night, i was stopped by a cop when approaching the highway. I was kind of excited, yet scared, because YES, i get stopped but i'm legal to drive! HAHAHA. but.. what if i was driving too fast?!? or maybe he stopped me because he thought i was in some sort of gang, because i was entering "malvern" with a bandana on. Well anyways, so i roll down the window, and the cop was like... how are u doing tonight? I said, i'm ok. Then he tells me he's stopping cars for some safety program and said, "any alcohol tonight?" I was going to burst out laughing! i told him no....... and he said, "ok, drive safely"
woohoo. my first stop by a cop!

It was a wicked day
Ang took me out for lunch today. At first, the plan was to get some souvlaki. but then we saw how the combo came with rice.. and the rice didn't look to well. Just then we see a man pass by with some steak sandwich.. and instead of souvlaki, we both got philly steak sandwiches... MMM.. it was yummy. Then I drove her to woodside for her library interview. Looked for Christine at shoppers.. but she was no where to be found. Sat in the library and waited for ang's interview to be over.. read some baseball books. lol. ang came to my house and we hung out for a while.. but she got sick and started lying on the floor. lol. later she left for another job interview. Went to Oriental Buffet for dinner.. and it was weird.. because i saw someone who i was just chatting to on ICQ!!! my friend melissa from elementary school. yes. she's a cool gal. oh gosh. that was too funny. what a coincidence!!! So i left dinner early, and went out with a couple of friends to bubble tea. yes.. Bubble tea. it was fun. we had this booth all to ourselves, and played cards while having some drinks. i nearly knocked down the glasses playing PIG. and ang choked on a tapioca. Lana's bubble tea tasted like perfume. Racs kept on chucking pennies up in the lights... and liz... well.. STEP ON THE DAMN BREAK!!!!!
So there's 5 minutes left, and my b-day will be officially over. Just 365 days left till i turn the B-I-G 18

thanks for the veggies
So I'm in raggety house clothes, hair tied up, with a nike headband to keep my hair up, and my broken glasses. And just then, the door bell rings. It's my neighbour Joe. He's holding a bag of veggies... and my parents don't really like the veggies he gives us. I open the porch door.. and then he basically just throws them at me.. and it's like all over my face. I'm scared of bugs too..and because i didn't know if there were any bugs in it... i run with it to the laundry room, nearly crashing into ang, threw it into the tub. eww. it was gross.

Don't Die!
Ang is over. and her stomach is bubbling. but she doesn't want any drugs. so she's just lying on the floor.

Yay. it's August 1st. so it's really my birthday. and it's even more special because i found out that a hot and sexy guy shares the same special day as me... ASHLEY PARKER ANGEL!!!!!!!!